Problems by ~arkraven123

Bleach Abridged Script Bleach abridged 01:Bleach Abridged Script by ~arkraven123
*Starts out with Rukia standing from the telephone poll*
Rukia: im glad no body can see me
Bystander 1: OH MY GOD! I think she's gonna jump! Call the police! And get me a camera so I can add this to my collection of suicides!
BYSTANDER 2 & 3: GOTCHA!
Rukia: Damnit Urahara! You sold me the wrong damn stuff!
*Cuts out and we hear one person say oh my god she jumped and fell to the ground*
*we re-start out with my opening (with the words foshizzled crossed out and some smart ass comment) which then goes to ichigo smashing some guys face into the ground*
Some Guys Friend 1: I think he's dead..
Ichigo: How so!?
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